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The Donald and olโ€™ Sleepy Joe,
They battle it out toe to toe.
The Don screams: โ€œYou sook!โ€
Then throws a right hook.
Joe blocks it, then lands a low blow!

Poor Donaldโ€™s been punched down below.
Moves in for the kill, Sleepy Joe โ€”
Left hook โ€” Donald ducks.
Olโ€™ Joe exclaims: โ€œShucks!โ€
As into the ring comes his hoe.

She laughs as she takes off her pearls,
Then a ripping right Harris hurls โ€”
Itโ€™s wild and itโ€™s wide! Whoa!
It flattens her mate Joe!
Trump says: โ€œSadly, I donโ€™t fight girls.โ€

โ€” D.N. Oโ€™Brien