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Hey! Buy fresh bat! It come with free disease.
And battered rat on stick will make you wheeze.
Swamp turtle marinated in its shell โ
Delicious! But peg nose โ it kinda smell!
And pangolin of course my specialty!
Buy two you get dried civet cat for free!
Big snake! Just throw him on the coals alive!
Be careful he donโt bite โ you wonโt survive.
Assorted viral toppings โ take your pick!
They are all guaranteed to make you sick.
โ D.N. OโBrien
I’ve eaten all these but bat and pangolin.
Having spent 2 years in that part of the world in the army (and having been drunk on numerous occasions) I have probably eaten all of them.
No tickee no laundry. Get back to work. I don’t pay you stand around.