𝗝𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗔𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗗𝗮𝘆 𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗪𝗲𝘁 𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗲𝘁
Hey! Buy fresh bat! It come with free disease.
And battered rat on stick will make you wheeze.
Swamp turtle marinated in its shell —
Delicious! But peg nose — it kinda smell!
And pangolin of course my specialty!
Buy two you get dried civet cat for free!
Big snake! Just throw him on the coals alive!
Be careful he don’t bite — you won’t survive.
Assorted viral toppings — take your pick!
They are all guaranteed to make you sick.
— D.N. O’Brien