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It seems we are now on a footing of war.
But without the bullets, the bombs and the gore.

Stay 6 feet apart or youโ€™re bound to get sick.
Obey, or Iโ€™ll prod you with my stasi stick!

If youโ€™re feeling crook then stay isolated.
Weโ€™ll pay you to shelter safe under your bed.

As fast as we can we are printing new money.
Youโ€™ll soon have that paper you need for the dunny.

The feminine triumphs, the masculine falls.
It seems that our leaders no longer have balls.

โ€” D.N. Oโ€™Brien