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๐—”๐—ป๐—ถ๐—บ๐—ฎ๐—น ๐—ง๐—ฎ๐—น๐—ฒ๐˜€

Homo sapiens, they are the ones.
They are wise, all the daughters and sons;
And they think and they plan,
And so dominates โ€” man.
(And thatโ€™s why chimpanzees donโ€™t have guns).

Getting a bit tired of these crazy animal stories โ€” you know what I mean:

โ€œLion rescues baby antelope from crocodile infested river! โ€œ
โ€œKiller whale takes injured seal to hospital!โ€
โ€œEagle catches falling baby in mid air and delivers it to motherโ€™s arms!โ€
โ€œUnconscious man saved from speeding train as millions of ants drag him from railway tracks!โ€

No need to over-inflate animal IQs or credit them with human characteristics. Keep it up and pretty soon we wonโ€™t be allowed to eat them โ€” I guess thatโ€™s the idea.

โ€” D.N. Oโ€™Brien