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Australian poet, Authoritarianism in the UK, Count Dankula, Count Dankula found guilty, poem, poetry, Pom, Pom - Englishman (Australian slang), Pommie, UK free speech oppression
Count Dankula will be locked up
For something that he taught his pup.
A prison sentence he will get
Just for a funny thing his pet,
His pug, does with his little paw;
The canine clearly broke the law.
So if you live in the U.K.
It’s clear that you’re not free – okay?
You can’t teach pets offensive tricks.
(How did the poms become such dicks?)
Your parrot better not: “Sieg Heil!”
Or you will find yourself in jail.
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