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Malcolm has laid down the law.
On shagging he has declared war:
“All my flunkies colleagues agree
That a stiff penalty
Will be served if you bonk your amor.”
dnobrienpoetry 
Hey, Dennis, the Bard and I have a challenge for you: We both ended up writing poems about whirlpools yesterday. As uncanny as that is, we decided that what we need now is for you to write one on that subject as well, and then we’ll have a complete set. Here’s the link to mine, and Dennis will give you the link to his as well. See what you can come up with to complete the set.
https://ahyokahappiness.wordpress.com/2018/02/23/beware-the-chocolate-whirlpool/
Synchronicity – your quarks and the bard’s are in sync – I’ll see what I can do Sandra.