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Australian poet, Emotional support animals, limerick, Limerick poem, Limerick poetry, Pebbles the hamster, Pebbles the hamster down the toilet, poem, poetry
The world is now one hamster fewer.
For anxiety he was her cure.
He would fly like a bird,
But was flushed like a turd.
Now poor Pebbles is surfing the sewer.
Emotional support hamster flushed
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I imagine the girl will be emotionally scarred from flushing her emotional support hamster down the toilet. I can just sense a lawyer smelling a lot of money and coming to her rescue.