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The Catchy Clap

It’s a new kind of Aussie rap!
Raise your arms now and your feet tap!
Fingers spread – make a gap!
Palm to palm with a slap!
Now you’re doin’ the Kidman Clap!

Aberrant Applause

Run for cover and sound the alarms!
Oh just look how she’s waving her arms!
And her hands are all weird!
It is just as we feared –
Nicole Kidman, she claps with her palms!

The Kidman Clap