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The Don

His rise in the polls is astounding
The U.S. – could it be rebounding?
He gives not a damn,
And he bows to no man;
He’s all of the ‘experts’ confounding.

Unleash the Hounds!

He’s popular – goodness! It’s stunning.
The entrenched elites, they are running.
From their cozy cartels
Issue sulphurous smells;
For Donald, their servants are gunning.

Not Qualified

The Donald’s campaign was on fire
Till he stumbled and fell in the mire.
He tripped over his mouth
And his votes headed south;
The guy’s not a professional liar.