The Middle East is all aflame;
The West is in decline.
Where do I put my money man –
In land or in a mine?
Should I sink it in property?
In factories or gold?
In shares, in bonds, in industry?
I fear it all will fold.
If there is no stability
Then there will be no gain,
So no profitability;
It’s driving me insane!
I’ve heard your pleas, I’ve pondered,
And I’ll tell you what I think:
The ship of fools is holed my friend
And pretty soon will sink.
Your money and your assets
Will be worthless – doubt I’m wrong;
So spend it all without delay
On women, wine and song!
One thing’s for sure: with that kind of investment, you get all your returns (good or bad) immediately. Good job, Dennis. The jaunty rhythm and your “sage” advice in the last stanza are a great balance for the super serious theme you’re dealing with here.
Just be aware that I am not a licensed financial advisor Sandra. 😉
Hey, no problem. I have zero to invest, so I have zero to lose.
“Where do I put my money man –
In land or in a mine?”
Perfect time to invest in landmines actually.
Put a bunch between you and the mosque – then lay some in a wide circle around your heart.