Emma hates those old white guys to bits.
The academy gets on her tits;
For the Oscar they gave her,
(Someone ought to shave her)
It doesn’t have hairy armpits.
Leave the ladies’ room? – go take a hike!
I’m transgender – so get on your bike.
I just love this new law;
Bring it on! – toilet war!
I can pee now wherever I like.
That bump – that’s a baby on board.
So you don’t need a badge you dumb broad.
Though dead on my feet
I will give up my seat,
But your medal, my dear, I’ve ignored.
George and Angela are of one mind.
They are sensitive, caring and kind.
And one lies, and one acts,
And when faced with the facts
They are equally deaf, dumb and blind.