The wondrous things Bill had seen:
The strange and the weird – the obscene.
Yet wide were his eyes
When those massive thighs
Were bared – turned his face, sickly green.
after reading https://flammeusgladius.wordpress.com/2016/01/25/aint-gonna-strip/
dnobrienpoetry 
Thanks for the plug, Dennis.
My pleasure Tom – thanks for the idea.