Enough! Say the Teutonic sons.
They’ll take on the Islamic guns.
Jihadists will cop it
And Merkel can’t stop it –
They’ll pelt them with sauerkraut and buns.
With marzipan they will provoke them.
With bratwurst and kransky they’ll choke them.
They’ll wear lederhosen
And tread on their toes ‘n
With steins full of lager they’ll soak them.