Enough! Say the Teutonic sons.
They’ll take on the Islamic guns.
Jihadists will cop it
And Merkel can’t stop it –
They’ll pelt them with sauerkraut and buns.
With marzipan they will provoke them.
With bratwurst and kransky they’ll choke them.
They’ll wear lederhosen
And tread on their toes ‘n
With steins full of lager they’ll soak them.
Pepper spray against a terrorist with an AK-47 reminds me of one of the first Indiana Jones movies where the bad guy gets out his big “sword” and swirls it dramatically and menacingly. After a bit, Indy gets tired of it, pulls out his pistol, shoots the guy, and calmly turns on his heel and walks away.
Probably the Germans are thinking about the rape rings that spring up in neighborhoods where poor refugee men have found… well… refuge.