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Miss Piggy’s a feminist now,
So Kermit has found a new sow.
She isn’t as stout
For she doesn’t pig-out.
(Miss Piggy’s as big as a cow)

His new girl, Denise, is quite thin,
From her cute curly tail to her chin.
But why does he date hogs
And not pretty girl frogs? –
“I prefer pork” he says, with a grin.