Wow! 56 genders, now let’s see:
What number among these might I be?
I admit to features
Unlike other creatures –
Can’t find a description that fits me.
My name is Kim – some call me Kevin.
To find my type – that would be heaven,
But none of these match,
And you see, that’s the catch –
I think I must be fifty seven.
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Love it. But now for the bad news:
I’m sorry to tell you this, Dennis, but I hopped over there and read the article from your link, and if you read down far enough, it says there are 56 choices not counting male and female. So that really makes a total of 58 choices already on there, and that means Kim/Kevin must be 59. Unfortunately, that means you’d have to find two words that rhyme with nine instead of seven. (Sigh … It’s always the little details that cause the problems.)
Yes I saw that Sandra, but I had excluded male and female for being invalid gender descriptions (surely nobody could be just male or female in this enlightened age) so my count is still 56 – sorry.
I definitely see your point. Of course, I was just trying to give you a hard time. This stuff all seems to come so easy for you that I thought maybe an extra challenge was called for.
Born a woman, like it or not, one week on the rag would make half these odd-bod happy to stay a bloke.
Is half-baked a gender? If so, let’s cut the number to three – hb, male & female.
You’re so behind the times bard. 😉