With a hairy humped male she was smitten.
By the camel love bug she was bitten.
Of this beast was enamoured,
But husband Mohammed
Said: “Loving a camel’s not fittin’!”
Then he said: “You’re no longer my missus!
Giving camels those big sloppy kisses!
Soon you won’t have a bath;
Next thing you’ll have a calf!
And you’ll talk like they do – with harsh hisses!”