Things are perfect at last in old Eire;
Matrimony’s now equal and fair.
All their problems are solved
For the rules are dissolved –
Same-sex couples may legally pair.
Yes in Ireland it is a great day
As the country declares itself gay
Friendly at last
For the yes vote has passed.
(Those against, they grew old – passed away)
For two men horizontally dancing,
Or a woman, a sister romancing –
How it adds to their wealth
And affirms their good health –
A clear sign of a country advancing
When such couples may legally wed.
May recline in the marital bed.
Oh, you say it’s not right?
Sorry, you’ve lost the fight –
It is so – sixty two percent said.