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Oh crap! It’s that time of the year,
And Band-aid is back into gear.
Will Sir Bob get a gong
For this latest sad song?
It’ll sell just like hot cakes, I fear.
22 Sunday Mar 2015
Posted Satire
inTags
Oh crap! It’s that time of the year,
And Band-aid is back into gear.
Will Sir Bob get a gong
For this latest sad song?
It’ll sell just like hot cakes, I fear.
18 Wednesday Mar 2015
Posted Uncategorized
inTags
islamic Terrorism, limerick, poem, poetry, Tunis Museum of Art Islamic terrorist attack, Tunisia
The murdered, they number a score
This time, but there soon will be more.
This isn’t an act
Of a few, it’s a fact:
They are numerous, and – this is war.
18 Wednesday Mar 2015
Posted Satire, Uncategorized
inHave the Irish gone soft in the head?
With Hillary, getting in bed!
This non-Irish female
(I read in an email)
Has recently run out of cred.
18 Wednesday Mar 2015
The Times of New York is downcast.
The horse it had backed came in last.
But Bibi the stallion,
(To it, a rapscallion)
He raced to a win fair and fast.
16 Monday Mar 2015
Posted Bush Poetry, Nature
inTags
Australian bush poetry, australian poetry, Australian traditional poetry, croc hunters, Gulf Country, hunters, Norman River, poem, poetry
Far across the sands that shimmer
In the dry bed of the stream,
Distant sheets of water glimmer,
Hazy like mirages simmer,
Blue like jewels, with promise gleam.
By the banks the hunters waiting
For the burning sun to wane.
Destiny they are creating,
Primal needs the young men sating,
As the ancient ways ordain.
By their sides their weapons bearing,
Warriors now in their prime.
To the distant waters staring,
Through the heat-haze hot and glaring,
Waiting for the killing time.
13 Friday Mar 2015
Posted Satire
inTags
You must lie when the truth may offend.
To be tolerant, always pretend.
To all group think submit,
And the ones who don’t fit?
Please make sure those you never befriend.
11 Wednesday Mar 2015
Tags
Left Liberals, limerick, poem, poetry, Twitter, Twittersphere
In the café latte Twittersphere,
Where the lefties all bluster and sneer;
Where the chattering classes
Talk out of their arses
It’s trendy to be a bit queer.
10 Tuesday Mar 2015
Posted Satire
inHold nuclear talks with Iran?
Obama’s just kicking the can
Down the road for a while,
And Khamenei’s wry smile? –
Supreme Leaders, they stick to a plan.
09 Monday Mar 2015
Posted Sad Stories
inHe said:”I’m a man, not a mouse!
I wish to take you for my spouse!”
“Oh yes please!” said she.
Elated, then he
Proceeded to burn down the house.
Man-proposes-girlfriend-accidentally-burns-house-cooking-celebratory-breakfast
08 Sunday Mar 2015
Posted Satire
inNow the murderous Boko Haram,
They have sounded another alarm,
For these Muslims confess
That they’ve joined with IS.
(This has nothing to do with Islam.)
They scream “Allahu akbah!” it’s true,
When they’re killing a Christian or Jew,
And it’s five times a day,
Facing Mecca they pray,
But from Islam they don’t take their cue.
So by now it should be crystal clear:
That from Islam you’ve nothing to fear.
A case open and shut.
You thought otherwise? – But,
Things are not always as they appear.