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Phew Pile

Everest is the king of the peaks,
But of sewage this regal rock reeks,
And its snow crusted crown
Is a yellowish brown,
Due to thousands of motions and leaks.

Toilet Top

Hey you climbers! – I’m talking to you.
About hygiene you haven’t a clue.
Sure we all have to go
But stop soiling the snow:
Everest is a mountain of poo.

Pong Peak

Everest is a little bit higher
For they’re building it up with their mire.
Making holes in the snow
When a climber must go;
It just raises the Nepalese ire.