Those enormous, obese gals and guys
With big bellies and thunderous thighs,
That we used to call fat;
Now you mustn’t say that.
They are now known as: “People of Size.”
I’m not fat – I’m a person of size.
I’m constructed of burgers and fries.
And I eat what I like;
You can go take a hike,
But first pass me that pack of pork pies.