1.
Half the kids now have ADHD.
It can be diagnosed for a fee.
And the doctors advise
Ritalin would be wise,
And the boys at Big Pharma agree.
2.
A girl hit my daughter – she socked her
In front of the teacher – it shocked her.
Diagnosed for a fee –
Verdict: ADHD.
Now I work day and night (for the doctor).
dnobrienpoetry 
Ha, remember we were just labeled slow, or dim and bunged downstairs to “Special Class’ Well writ.
Thanks