Begone with these rumours so seamy.
She’s beautiful, charming and dreamy.
Soft mists swirl around her
And fog banks surround her –
Our Gwyneth, so sultry and steamy.
Steam Clean
29 Thursday Jan 2015
Posted in Satire
dnobrienpoetry
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Just a bit too scary- the twat is self cleansing and this woman is a nut-bar
I saw an internet news headline just this week or last where she admitted that she’s a member of the mile high club. Maybe you have a 2nd limerick now. 🙂
I wonder if she had her portable steamer with her. 😉