Despite the left media spin,
Poor Selma ain’t packin’ ‘em in.
The fans they are rootin’
For sniper’s straight shootin’;
An Oscar it’s certain to win.
(Although I wouldn’t bet on it)
No they don’t like American Sniper.
They say Clint’s a conservative viper.
Down in old tinsel town
Most are wearing a frown;
At the box-office fans have gone hyper.
Imagine the left liberal pain.
Clint Eastwood has done it again.
That bloody right winger
Has made a humdinger;
It’s driving those lefties insane.