With all those assets stacked behind her,
No wonder trashy mags have signed her.
While Kim is now the butt of jokes
She’s still admired by macho blokes.
Those pics should fetch a tidy sum,
I’ll bet she’s managed by a bum.
My goodness, I would guess those pants
Would fit most mid-sized elephants.
All right, she’s quite devoid of class,
But that is one amazing arse.