Trigger Warning! Trigger Warning! Trigger Warning!
There – now don’t blame me if you read this and then go into convulsions!
Words are triggering sensitive souls,
Scared of violence and clusters of holes.
Anything that we write
May cause panic and fright,
And don’t mention those wig-wearing moles.
Before posting an image it’s best
To peruse lists of triggers to test
That you won’t be upsetting,
(His or her knickers wetting)
Some left liberal feminist pest.