Axelle had an instant of fame,
(Till they found out her penchant for game)
L’Oreal saw her face,
Their makeup, it would grace,
All the in crowd would know Axelle’s name.
So they signed Axelle up pretty quick,
But her facebook photo made them sick.
Axelle may be quite cute,
Trouble is, she can shoot,
And so L’Oreal gave her the flick.
Yes, young Axelle upset L’Oreal,
For she barreled an oryx gazelle,
And then all of the nuts
Who can’t stand blood and guts,
Well they screamed like the banshees from Hell.