Cut carbon! our network’s demanding,
For the earth as it heats is expanding;
Listen up, stop that snigger,
We are getting bigger,
You need to be more understanding
Of the dangers that this trend is showing;
We’re a much bigger target and growing;
We’ll ignore your derision,
There’ll be a collision,
For fast are the meteors going.
Yes the world is now bloated and fatted,
And the gas we emitted, it mattered;
It’s a scientific link,
Cut the gas, then we’ll shrink,
Or by meteors we will be shattered.
LOL I had seen that comment about meteors by the CNN “girl” earlier. Rush Limbaugh always makes fun of how little they and they other liberal news networks are watched. I watch Fox News when I watch news (a lot less these days in the 2nd term) and I’ve always been impressed at how sharp their women reporters are, who are also known for their beauty. It used to be prevalent that stations had weather girls and they were sometimes like the CNN reporter and her meteor/climate change issue.