Cut carbon! our network’s demanding,
For the earth as it heats is expanding;
Listen up, stop that snigger,
We are getting bigger,
You need to be more understanding
Of the dangers that this trend is showing;
We’re a much bigger target and growing;
We’ll ignore your derision,
There’ll be a collision,
For fast are the meteors going.
Yes the world is now bloated and fatted,
And the gas we emitted, it mattered;
It’s a scientific link,
Cut the gas, then we’ll shrink,
Or by meteors we will be shattered.