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Slut burgers are coming our way.
Perky Paris would just like to say
To our daughters and sons:
“Try these nice juicy buns,
And get fat the American way!”

So get into this latest fast food.
Take a look at yourself in the nude,
With each calf now a cow
And a gut like a sow,
Then your health will be utterly screwed.

Yes, slut burgers are coming down under.
They’re a fat packing, lip smacking wonder.
Soon your body will swell
To a size XXL,
And your clothes will be splitting asunder.

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