03 Saturday May 2014
Posted in Humour
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It’s a large and voluptuous nut,
But of jokes it is often the butt;
The poor Coco de Mer
Is amused? – au contraire!
Please desist from such salacious smut!
Yes, its curves they do closely compare
With a well rounded cute derrière,
But stop being a bum!
Have a thought for its mum!
It is more than a palm tree can bear.
02 Friday May 2014
Posted in Satire
There was a time when I would fire
At all and sundry my satire,
But now before I fire a burst
I run it by my lawyer first.
For since old Bolter copped it sweet
All writers have to be discrete;
We have to watch our P’s and Q’s
Or we may end up in the news.
For comments judged as dark may pale
When seen in retrospect from jail.
Opinions must be kept in check
For with free speech a smouldering wreck
It’s not just sharks who’ve lost their rights;
We minnows too are in their sights.
01 Thursday May 2014
Posted in Humour
Yes, it’s true she is ancient and grey,
But she murders a thousand a day.
For when she spies a fly
She exclaims: “You will die!”
Then she promptly to pulp pounds her prey.
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