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A bit out of my line but a double limerick
for Sandra at her request:

A barber was cutting the hair
Of a cow who was comely and fair,
When her smooth skin he nicked
And his shin the cow kicked,
And so loud did the barber then swear,
That a boy who was waiting to get
His hair cut, fetched quickly, a vet,
Who settled the row
And then stitched up the cow;
Now the boy keeps the cow as a pet.