A bit out of my line but a double limerick
for Sandra at her request:
A barber was cutting the hair
Of a cow who was comely and fair,
When her smooth skin he nicked
And his shin the cow kicked,
And so loud did the barber then swear,
That a boy who was waiting to get
His hair cut, fetched quickly, a vet,
Who settled the row
And then stitched up the cow;
Now the boy keeps the cow as a pet.
Oh, I love it; I love it! I just knew I could count on you for something that was fun, and this definitely is. And not only did you get the cow, the barber, and the boy into ten lines, but you even added a fourth character. Thanks for taking part, Dennis.
My pleasure Sandra.
Looks like the barber got the bad end of the deal, getting it in the shin!
Having been a dairy farmer I think the pet cow would be a bigger problem. ๐