Now the ruskies down in the Crimea,
All their neighbours they’re tending to fear,
They’ll be giving their thanks
For a few Russian tanks,
Courtesy of their mate Vladimir.
Russian troops are invading Ukraine,
Barack clearly is in lots of pain,
His is ringing his hands
For his liberal glands,
Tell him from intervention – refrain!
The invasion is clearly a stunt,
Vladimir, he is taking a punt,
I’m quite sure he is sane
But some in the Ukraine,
Think that Putin’s a dangerous runt.